erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
