We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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