i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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