Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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