You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize