I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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