was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
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