it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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