Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
so much tequila, so little girl.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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