He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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