Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
