Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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