So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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