You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
