i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
How many fucks given?
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It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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