That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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