we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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