You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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