dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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