# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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