white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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