That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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