just come out here and I will go home with you...
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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