if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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