We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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