The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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