You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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