I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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