Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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