Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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