remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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