I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
