Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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