My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
