What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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