Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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