why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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