I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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