The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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