If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
there is puke in my bra ... again
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