Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I think im going to throw up on grandma
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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