When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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