I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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