This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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