why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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