I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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