fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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