He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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