He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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