so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
