I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
