don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Randomize
