Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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